MY INTERNET IS UNSTABLE (1100 South Ocean Boulevard)

The morning came with darkness, blacker than coca cola
The operating system is broken, with things I could have told you
The bandwidth is too narrow to handle all the traffic
The system crashes, engulfed in ashes indict as pornographic

The electrons move in unison, choreograph the recital
The browser changes protocol, depending on the title
The hypertext is underlined to transport all the readers
But the server crashes every time, with all the crap we feed her

Launder through the websites, falsify domains
Do I need a new device, upgraded software or a weathervane 
Reboot the whole damn system, with a parchment guarantee
Investigate, litigate incarcerate will be the rule of threes