RESOLVING RESOLUTIONS

Posted on January 2, 2020 by pales62

One day, for some unexplained reason, I decided to list resolutions for the new year. Here they are, listed in no order of importance whatsoever:

1-Exercise more. No time for the gym. It interferes with my TV time. It’s too hot to run. The pool is too cold to swim.

2-Lose weight/eat healthier. Kale or a Danish? Leave the kale, eat the Danish!

3-Learn a new skill or hobby. I tried knitting, but I dropped too many stitches.

4-Save more, spend less. Save what, spend what?

5-Quit smoking. One more cigarette isn’t going to kill me.

6-Read more. Reading on the internet counts, doesn’t it?

7-Drink less. But everyone else is getting a second drink at the bar.

8-Change jobs. I haven’t worked for years.

9-Spend more time with family and friends. You ever meet my family or friends?

10-My number one resolution: Make much less resolutions! I’d fall off the track anyway, so why bother?

Respectively submitted by an ace procrastinator.

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