Resolutions!

The times I’ve resolved to lose weight I have found

By the end of that year I have gained 15 pounds!

By resolving to exhibit some patience, I’ve gotten

More opportunities to be more patient, how rotten!

Those years that the Gym election was made

Pulled muscles and limping were how I was paid!

It seems the more “new” things that I plan

By February, those “things” get out of hand!

My attempts to be more flexible have been

Thwarted when my OCD has kicked in!

Each time that I’ve tried to improve what I’ve got

I’ve found that I’m very content with my lot

So, last night, when I heard the New Years bell ring,

I resolved, right then, not to change a damned thing!