Norm: It Could Have Been Worse (ICHBW)

 

Donald J. Trump Inaugurated as President of the United States on January 20, 2017.

ICHBW: Alec Baldwin Elected President.

 

Ivanka Trump appointed Assistant to the President on March 29, 2017.

ICHBW: Omarosa Manigault Newman appointed Assistant to the President.

 

Jared Kushner, appointed Senior Adviser to Trump on March 29, 2017.

ICHBW: Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak appointed Senior Advisor.

 

Stephen (““Sloppy Steve”) Bannon Chief strategist to President Trump on January 20, 2017.

ICHBW: President Trump Pardons and appoints, as his Chief Strategist, Bernie Madoff.

 

Paul Manafort appointed Political Consultant and Campaign Manager in June 2016.

ICHBW: Manafort replaced by President with Irakly “Ike” Kaveladze, former Russian investigated for money laundering, as Political consultant.

 

President Trump appoints John (Flip-Flop) Kelly White House chief-of-staff on July 28, 2017.

ICHBW: Trump replaces John Kelly with Gene Kelly, who dances around many issues with far more talent and enjoyment by all.

 

Sarah Huckabee (“Trump can’t be expected to be held to a higher standard”) Sanders, appointed White House Press Secretary on July 23, 2017.

ICHBW: Trump replaces Huckabee FOR not lying enough, with Lance [“I’ve said it for longer than seven years. I have never doped.”] Armstrong.  

 

Betsy (Good Spelor) DeVos, appointed Secretary of Education on February 7, 2017.

ICHBW: Trump appoints Little Orphan Annie, since she knows the sun will come out tomorrow.

 

President Trump appoints Sally Yates Acting Attorney General, on May 10, 2017 (fired).

ICHBW: TV’s Dr. Jason Bull appointed to outsmart the lawyers.

 

Mike (“Angriest General”) Flynn, appointed Trump’s National security advisor on Nov 17, 2016 (resigned on Trump’s advice, because he could not find any security in this area.)

ICHBW: It can’t become worse!

 

James “Mad Dog” Mattis Appointed United States Secretary of Defense of the Department of Defense on January 20, 2017.

ICHBW: President Trump to confirm selection of Kim (“Little Rocket Man”) Jong Un.

 

Trump appoints Attorney General Jeff [“I did not — and I’m not aware of anyone else that did have communications with the Russians. I don’t believe that it happened!] Sessions.

CHBW: Trump fires Sessions and appoints look-alike, Mr. Magoo. (No one noticed the difference).

 

Dan Coats, Director of National Intelligence, Appointed by Trump, January 7, 2017

ICHBW: President Trump appoints Rinat Akhmetshin, accused of involvement in hackings and having ties to Russian Intelligence.

 

President Trump appoints Robert Mueller Special Counsel on May 17, 2017

ICHBW: Trump fires Mueller and appoints Vladimir Putin as Special Counsel.

 

President Trump is considering the following for changes in his next administration:

Little Adam Schiff, Pocahontas, Dicky Durbin, Jeff Flakey, Al Frankenstein, Little Bob Corker, Wacky Congresswoman Wilson, Crooked Hillary, Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, Low Energy Jeb, “1 for 38” (John Kasich), Crazy Burnie, Crying Chuck, Crazy Jim Acosta (CNN), Sleepy Eyes (NBC News), Dumb as a Rick Mika (MSNBC), Psycho Joe (MSNBC), Crazy Megyn, and Goofy {Elizabeth Warren), Mr. Magoo.

 

Hopefully, It Could Now Become Better (ICNBB).

 

^© Norman F. Estrin, Ph.D., “It Could Have Been Worse”, March 7, 2018