Limericks

There was once a girl from Minnesota

Who ordered two straws and a soda

To share in the open air

With a boy who drove a covair

From Minnesota to Sarasota

 

There was once a lady from St. Cloud

To one an all she was loud

I will only marry rich

Not one who lives in a ditch

Alas, the lady from St. Cloud was disavowed

 

 

There was once a girl from Viking

Whose beauty was incredibly striking

She turned 72

But nobody knew

For she was from Viking and still striking

*A birthday Limerick from Chuck