A LAD

 

 

 

 

 

There once was a lad from Fort Meyers

Who had no need for pliers

Sold his old car

A golf cart is par

Saving the cost of tires

 

There once was a man from Pelican

Ate so much cause his bellycan

One too much cookie

He got from his bookie

Which was hidden inside a pan

 

There once was a man from Long Island

Who married a girl from Orion

Her galaxy far away

But her I.Q. held sway

He gave her a ring to try on